* boren tosses matlab across the room and hopes it breaks into a number
  aproaching infinite peices

"...It was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be, much faster than NT. If further speed increases are done to the server for the final release, Oracle is going to be able to wipe their ass with SQL SERVER and hand it back to M$ while the Oracle admins ... migrate their databases over to Linux!"

World Domination, of course. And scantily clad females. Who cares if its twenty below? -- Linus Torvalds

<Flav> Win 98 Psychic edition: We'll tell you where you're going tomorrow

<zpx> it's amazing how "not-broken" debian is compared to slack and rh

<dark> "Hey, I'm from this project called Debian... have you heard of it?
       Your name seems to be on a bunch of our stuff."

"In the event of a percieved failing of the project leadership #debian is empowered to take drastic and descisive action to correct the failing, including by not limited to expelling officials, apointing new officials and generally abusing power"

<Overfiend> we're calling 2.2 _POTATO_??

<SirDibos> does Johnie Ingram hang out here on IRC?

* Twilight1 will have to hang his Mozilla beanie dinosaur in effigy if
  Netscape sells-out to Alot Of Losers..

<lux> if macOS is for the computer illiterate, then windoze is for the
      computer masochists

<dark> Culus: Building a five-meter-high replica of the Empire State
       Building with paperclips is impressive.  Doing it blindfolded is
       eleet.

I can just see it now: nomination-terrorism ;-)
-- Manoj haha! i nominate manoj.

<JHM> Somehow I have more respect for 14 year old Debian developers than
     14 year old Certified Microsoft Serfs.

<Culus> Ben: Do you solumly swear to read you debian email once a day and
        do not permit people to think you are MIA?
<Ben> Culus: i do so swear

"I wonder if this is the first constitution in the history of mankind where you have to calculate a square root to determine if a motion passes. :-)"

This is the solution to Debian's problem .. and since the only real way to create more relatives of developers is to have children, we need more sex! It's a long term investment ... it's the work itself that is satisfying!

<marcus> dunham: You know how real numbers are constructed from rational
         numbers by equivalence classes of convergent sequences?
<dunham> marcus: yes.

<Culus> "Hello?"  "Hi baybee"  "Are you Johnie Ingram?"  "For you I'll be
        anyone" "Ermm.. Do you sell slink CD's?" "I love slinkies"

<Overfiend> xhost +localhost should only be done by people who would
            paint their hostname and root password on an interstate
            overpass.