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"How do you pronounce SunOS?" "Just like you hear it, with a big SOS"

-- dedicated to Roland Kaltefleiter

finlandia:~> apropos win win: nothing appropriate.

C:\> WIN Bad command or filename C:\> LOSE Loading Microsoft Windows ...

Linux ext2fs has been stable for a long time, now it's time to break it

-- Linuxkongreß '95 in Berlin

The state of some commercial Un*x is more unsecure than any Linux box without a root password...

-- Bernd Eckenfels

Less is more or less more

Let's call it an accidental feature.

-- Larry Wall

......... Escape the 'Gates' of Hell
`:::' ....... ......
::: * `::. ::'
::: .:: .:.::. .:: .:: `::. :'
::: :: :: :: :: :: :::.
::: .::. .:: ::. `::::. .:' ::. ...:::.....................::' .::::..

-- William E. Roadcap

Win95 is not a virus; a virus does something.

-- unknown source

Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs (MACINTOSH)

-- Topic on #Linux

Except for Great Britain. According to ISO 9166 and Internet reality Great Britain's toplevel domain should be _gb_. Instead, Great Britain and Nortern Ireland (the United Kingdom) use the toplevel domain _uk_. They drive on the wrong side of the road, too.

-- PERL book (or DNS and BIND book)

Save yourself from the 'Gates' of hell, use Linux." -- like that one.

-- The_Kind @ LinuxNet

I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody. It doesn't generate revenue.

-- Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux

Feel free to contact me (flames about my english and the useless of this driver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it's full...).

-- Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device
    if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) {
	printf("Don't Panic!\n");
	exit(42);
    }
-- Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS

lp1 on fire

-- One of the more obfuscated kernel messages

A Linux machine! Because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!

-- Joe Sloan, jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer.

-- Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable. Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?

-- Hasse Skrifvars, hasku@rost.abo.fi,

Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.

-- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi