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Can you be a real package maintainer if you haven't broken your package at least once?

-- Joey Schulze

<liw> I see no topic, has the world ended?
-- #debian-devel

Das sind doch alles erwachsene Menschen, oder?

-- Hauke Löffler

Aah, so ne Gürtelschnalle ist soo gut

-- Klaus Umbach

Melde mich ab ins Bett. Bei Dir in Oldenburg wird es ja schon hell, oder?

-- Dirk Eddelbüttel um 6.30 MET

Alt ist man dann, wenn man den Lastern nicht mehr auszuweichen braucht, weil sie einem nicht mehr begegnen.

-- Gustave Flaubert

Das Problem der Unordnung liegt nicht daran, daß wir zu wenig Disziplin haben, sondern, daß wir zu wenig Platz haben.

-- Michael Kleinenz

But think of all the windows servers that can't be converted to GNU/Linux, because gpm is not installed by default?

-- Adam Heath

Was wünscht man Eisdielenbetreibern? Möge die Vanille mit Dir sein?

-- Joachim Deicke

<Joey> Ok, using an editor for editing is cheating.  What next?  May I use an Operating System for Operating the Computer or do I have to blow into the wires?

* Kamion has pretty much the same attitude as vorlon - if it needs
  to be more formalized then we'll get somebody to make it more formalized
  when it becomes important; until then, the work's more important.

We no longer make releases. We provide the basis from which others make releases -- Ubuntu, Progeny, Knoppix, Custom Debian dists etc pp.

-- Dirk Eddelbuettel

Regardless if I could answer the question, you have placed me in a position where I can not now.

-- Andre Hedrick

SPI projects shouldn't be taking advice from Sun's attorneys.

-- John Goerzen

Die fortunes sind in letzter Zeit etwas Tolimar-schwach.

-- Alexander Schmehl